December 2009
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This is why I'm never getting married.
Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady? Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
Year 1541 of the Third Age: In this year (also year 120 of the Fourth Age of...
– Appendix B of the Return of the King. (via dashgeoff)
Something.
1. I’m a boy. 2. I’m gay. 3. I’ve kissed a girl. 4. I’ve kissed a boy. 5. I have a facebook account. 6. I have a myspace account. 7. I know who Sid Vicious is. 8.I wear glasses. 9. I’m left-handed. 10. I’m flat-footed. 11. I write stuff on my skin. 12. I have Sex Pistols in my iPod. 13. I smoke. 14. I drink. 15. I’m agoraphobic. 16. I wanna leave home when I turn 18. 17. I hate my school. 18....
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than...
– J.R.R. Tolkien (via fuckmedeanwinchester)
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I've never kissed under mistletoe, & never had a...
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Mmm yeah, d'you like that baby?
sticksothy:
No, I hate it, this is an orgasm spurred by my total lack of arousal.
That isn’t me wet either, that’s tears from my vagina, very upset over how much I do not like this. That’s right, I am crying so hard inside that the tears have left my eyes and have travelled down through my body all the way to my vagina.
I’m only making this face like I’m aroused because I’m faking it, I’m...
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